Oh, hi!

 

We are currently creating a bunch of useless merchandise to spend your money on. Some will be overtly ironic and some will be excessively honest. But whatever it is, the turth is that it's only here as a way to generate money. And that's fine. Because when we get money we give it to artists and mutual aid and stuff and generally that's pretty cool. Worst case scenario is you buy a book or a shirt and we go get tofu buffalo wings or something. But... not yet. Soon.